Exitstential
one is considered exitstential when at some point in time they discover there is no formally declarative time as it’s been displaced. out of time is a similar reference to being exitstential with a minor difference, that being the realization that something has gone sh-tbag wrong. usually, those with a slippery grip on “reality” suffer from exitstential struggles. symptom’s include constant thoughts of death, dieing and pain (see thanos). basically, it’s due to severe life or n.d.e.’s. “>
the sweaty middle aged man from the alleghenies discovered he had a severe exitstential problem when the sun he once new was invisible in a dream he had the night before.
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