EXO

a group of 12 g-ds from exo planet, divided into exo-k (korean) and exo-m (chinese).
exo-k consists of: dance machine kai, s-xy maknae sehun, water bending guardian suho, derp chanyeollie, kyungso_o, and snsd fanboy baekhyun.
exo-m consists of: meat bun xiumin, healing unicorn yixing, b-tch-faced dragon kris, wushu/aegyo master gucci tao, lost-in-translation chen, and the youngest is 5 y.o luhan a.k.a marilyn monroe.
members currently in a relationship are:
kris & tao, sehun & luhan, kai & suho, and chanyeol & baekhyun.
their unofficial fandom name is exotic and they are on crack.
exotics usually ‘pedo-noona’ over members when in reality most of them are dongsaengs in high school. they stay up until 4am to watch live streaming interviews that exo guests, while reading translations on their tumblr dashboards.
once you become an exotic there is no turning back.
no cure is known for this disease except for contant song-replaying, photoshoot-photo-reblogging, spazzing, and fan-fiction-writing.
me: i was about to fall asleep in cl-ss.
friend 1: yeah, i’ve noticed.
friend 2: what’s been up with you lately?
me: i was diagnosed as an exotic.
friend 3: omg. what’s that?!
me: … i’ll save you you and not tell you.
a new sm entertainment boy group, set to debut on 23rd december. not much is known about them yet apart from there is said to be 12/13 members.

exo-k = korean version
exo-m = mandarin chinese version
sm fan: did you see that teaser trailer that smtown put on youtube with kai from the new exo?

sm fan 2: h-ll yeah! i think i might be turning into an ‘exotic’! :d (exo fan name)
exo is a south korean/chinese boy band formed in 2011 produced by sm entertainment. their debut single ‘mama’ was released in april, 2012. it consists of two sub-groups, exo k, who promote their music in south korea and exo m who promote in china. each sub-group has six members each.
a – “did you watch all those teasers of the new boy band sm entertainment’s releasing?”
b – “yes! they’re called exo! they’re totally gonna be the hottest kpop rookies ever!”
korean boy band with 12 members under sm entertainment. has the craziest fandom yet, and several of its members seem constantly on crack (-cough- chanyeol). the most famous of the members is kai, the current shameless resident sl-t. there are also 4 chinese members, which include a kungfu panda and mr.b-tchface. sm’s strategy with their marketing is to simultaneously promote in korea and china, causing fangirls to convulse in woes of ecstasy in multiple countries.
omg!!!!!!!! did you see exo at disneyland? luhan askldjdglhikadhfglzbhj
another word for exotic, meaning exotic weed. typically referring to headies or any other expensive headie-type buds that contain higher concentrations of thc than beaster or middies strains. usually the most expensive, hardest to find buds.

rule of thumb: you typically feel the effects of an exo bud off the first hit. if you kind of think it could be exo, it’s not. if it’s exo, you’ll know it’s exo.
aiigt i can throw ten too but idk how we cud get da exo cuz its 25…

yea my boyz got da exo. you’ll be seein red and blue all night off one blunt.
a term for potent, “exotic” strains of marijuana which confuses kids at the gr-sscity forums because it’s only thrown around in the ghettoey neighborhoods spanning from western suffolk, long island to queensbridge new york.
gc n00b: yo, 110 for 1/4 zip of exos was it worth it?
rude gc poster: wtf!?!? speak in terms we understand!
embarr-ssing is exo.

exo is embarr-ssing.

when you like, watch or even come by something remotely exo, you will have a feeling in the bottom of you’re stomach that will force you to close your browsers, scream, roll over and re-evaluate your life choices and the universe.
“hey what’s wrong why did you through your laptop outside the window?”
“because its too exo”

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