Expensive Shopper Syndrome
an unfortunate condition where a person tends to pick out the most expensive item available. if they are given a choice of ten different items, they could pick an item with their eyes closed and it would still be the most expensive item.
my friend has expensive shopper syndrome. i showed her ten different shirts and she chose the $200 one without even looking!
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