Exploding Popcorn Shitbag
a bag of popcorn (preferably b-ttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.
laurie was upset she couldn’t understand a word the rapper sean paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of b-ttered popcorn proceded to take a sh-t in the bag with popcorn and ask david (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. she then threw the exploding popcorn sh-tbag at sean paul hitting him in his head.
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