Exploding Teabag


a sudden outburst of frothing-mouthed, sweaty-handed wingnut rage. they are usually inspired by a seemingly trivial action performed by a person of color, woman, or any elected member of the democratic party.
eric: haha, did you see the winger hissy fit about the trailer for that new mexploitation flick?

andy: yeah! shammity had a total exploding teabag over it. lightly caffeinated shrapnel all over the front of his pants.

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