Explosive anteater
when one pulls his foreskin over the tip of the p-n-s and twist ties it shut, then jacks off till the foreskin is full of c-m. next step is to find an unexpecting person sitting on a bench,or chair or just in spray range, pull p-n-s out and let the twist tie loose and explode the c-m all over the face of the person.
i woke up one morning and decided to give my sister an explosive anteater for breakfast!
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