EXPLOSIVE ASS SYDROME
when the sudden urge to purge your bowels h-ts you….when your sphinter muscle starts to quiver with intense pain….you break out in a cold sweat as you can no longer bare the increasing intensity of your violent rectal spasms. you are in complete panic mode, desperatley praying to find the “throne of relief”. much to your embarr-ssment, you don’t always make it on time & you have an -ss-plosion all over yourself, your cloths, shoes, car seat, bike seat, maybe even your neighbors couch or lawn furniture. this sydrome is often exhausting & very unpredictable.
when you are driving & get an explosive -ss sydrome attack, so you drive standing up to avoid contact w/ your cloth car seats.
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