explosive decompression
to violently lose atmosphereic pressure – usually due to a hole in a pressureised sp-ce
i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression – but my crotch saved the day
the result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. see also starfish drool.
an hour after eating at taco bell, i was locked in the bathroom, experiencing explosive decompression.
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