expresso
what is thought by the speaker to be espresso. a common mispr-nounciation by those hoping to appear sophisticated.
i’ll have two shots of expresso to help rid me of my inept-tude.
a made up word used by total dw-nkers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally f-cked-up the pr-nunciation. see espresso.
preppie dw-nker: “i’ll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime…cane sugar on the side.”
server: “what the f-ck is an ‘expresso?’ and would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood…this is an ‘extreme getaway vacation’ fruitloop; not starbucks!”
hillbilly for “espresso.”
i asked for coffee on ro-dee-o drive, but alls they had was expresso.
an espresso served with an interpretive dance.
when i order an expresso, i tip based on the interpretive dance that comes with it.
the french version of an italian “espresso”. weaker, with more water. often used mistakenly to describe the italian version and is the target of arch w-nkers who like to express their superior “correctness”.
how to correctly order such a coffee: “un expresso s’il vous plaît”
w-nker: “it’s espresso, not expresso”
frenchman: “voulez-vous votre café ou pas?”
expresso- a shot of caffeine infused whiskey achieved by adding a caffeine pill to a shot of any whiskey. often confused with espresso.
the patron at a bar was getting tired so he ordered an expresso for last call.
expresso- a shot of caffeine infused whiskey achieved by adding a caffeine pill to a shot of any whiskey. often confused with espresso.
the patron at a bar was getting tired so he ordered an expresso for last call.
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