ext
texting your ex. happens when your ex wife has a cr-ppy prepaid cell phone thats out of minutes and the only way you can communicate about your kid it to ext.
man, i had to ext neal’s mom just to find out how often he’s supposed to take this antibiotic. i wish she’d just get a real phone.
ex-t: 1. (noun) a text message sent via a mobile phone to or from a former s-xual or romantic partner.
2. (verb) the act in which one text messages a former s-xual or romantic partner via a mobile phone.
“i’m getting sick of sally ex-ting me, bro!”
“i got super drunk and sent her a stupid ex-t.”
text messages sent by an ex. exts are often to express lingering feelings of desire, anger, l-st, or to say how much he or she misses you.
person a: ugh, he’s texting me again!
person b: yeah, my ex was blowing up my phone with exts after i dumped him too.
person a: well, sending all these exts makes him look sad and desperate!
rave music.
man, this ext is pumping.
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