Wise-Parker Rule of Three


a misperception of the amount of time p-ssed in someone else’s company. typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
guy: what its already 3 oclock? we’ve been been together for three hours already?? its only felt like one.
girl: wow, we are awesome. we just validated the wise-parker rule of three!

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