Extemp. Reading
the only category of speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. you are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. comparable to storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.
did you see that person talking to that wall?” “oh, no worries, they’re in extemp. reading!
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