extended shower


when one takes extra long in the shower because he/she needs to m-st-rb-t- either in, before, or after the shower. often happening when a guest has his girlfriend over at the host’s house and gets action resulting in blue b-lls.
dude 1: dude, why did you just take a 30 minute shower at 3 o’clock in the morning at my house?

dude 2: sorry man needed that extended shower.

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