Extendo-Dick
1) any device/pill that increases the size of the p-n-s.
2) an object such as a d-ld-, remote control, plastic bottle, or anything else possibly used in place of the actual p-n-s, to simulate s-x(usually by a male that “will not touch that stanky -ss p-ssy”, or a lonely female).
3) a glorious gift that few possess that enables a male to get an instant erection on demand, regardless of the time or place.
1) phil: “hey man can i borrow some extendo-d-ck pills like cialis, v–gr-, levitra, extenze or somethin like that?”
jeff: “sure. why, you got a date?”
phil: “nope, just wanna try it out.”
jeff:”….”
2)jeff: “i couldn’t bring myself to f-ck her without a condom, so i just bent her over and used the directv remote, and went through the motions… and by some miracle i tivoed i am legend with will smith.”
phil: “what, jeff? i wasn’t paying attention. your remote’s b-ttons are stuck.”-smacks on couch- “maybe i can bite it…”
3) all that c-ck push-up training really came through when i got laid in an elevator by pushing the b-tton of the girl’s floor who came in after me… with my d-ck. thank you extendo-d-ck.
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