code of conduct one follows post a break up, whether it’s a cold war when it’s a bad one or a congenial relationship after a mutual ending.
extiquette stopped me from gouging tim’s eyes out at my birthday party. the nerve of him to show up after dumping me!!
- peking floss
the top of a thong peeking above the waist of some low rise jeans you know when you see that peking floss that a tramp stamp might be there too
a reet big 3 legged crab monster (aboot 8 foot tall) that comes from zulula and jumps about ( deet high and far as oot) and dishes out the chaps. the peinchka is reknowned for its wiley intelligence. peinchka pete the most famous of all the peinchkas gives penance to the vile little bed wetter […]
- Polka Dot Head
a person that is thinking many different almost unconnected things and usually tells them aloud without consent; one with a vast of random thoughts lucy: what is with tom today? he won’t shut up. and barely makes any sense tom: oh man. the red hot chili peppers are performing today! speaking about chilies, i could […]
outside the box brandon, with is unfailingly clever solutions to difficult problems, was a true extraboxular thinker.
- festival flu
an illness which inevitably sets in when one returns home from attending a music festival. causes include: -between 2 and 10 hours sleep over a five day period. -living in your own dirt. -shouting and screaming a lot. -excessive consumption of both legal and illegal substances. -being too tight to buy food and hence going […]