extreme chess
commonly played by drunken fraternity boys in the mid eighties, extreme chess has only become mainstream in the last 2-3 years. every time you take an opponents piece, you are allowed one closed fisted hit anywhere on that opponents face, while remaining seated. players must always alternate striking hands, and achieving a “check” allows for two blows. g-d forbid you shoule be worked into “check mate”, because that attracts the afformentioned double blow, however from a standing position to inflict maximum degradation.
after having a few drinks with the lads…”hey guys, lets have a game of extreme chess!!”…..”f-ck that man, i’m not that drunk, lets play russian roulette instead”
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