extreme sports punk


a punk that obsesses over the extreme marketing hype. an extreme sports punk:
rides a skateboard
drives a hummer
has a mohawk
has tattoos
has testicular rings
screams “extreme” at the top of his lungs
is an -sshole
has an iq lower than 30
partic-p-tes in vandalism
hates the establishment for no reason other than the sake of doing so
is full of sh-t
will do anything if you “triple dare” him to
“on a scale from one to ten, one being not so extreme and ten being extremely extreme, i’d give this a nine point five!!!!!!!! whooo!!!! check it out, extreme cheddar!!!! whooooo!!!!!” – extreme sports punk #1

because extreme sports punks have so little personality, they don’t even deserve proper naming.

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