Extreme Texting
a sport for those who have mastered the art blindly texting on a touch screen phone while violently seizing.
there are five different levels:
level 1. your average teenager
level 2. john wilkes booth
level 3. jafar-the enemy of aladdin
level 4. n-z-s
level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone
phillip: this dude at the bar was flapping like a tuna fish out of water on the floor last night like he was having a seizure, but he had his phone is his hands!!!!!!!!!
steve: dude, that man is apart of the extreme texting team…………..
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