extreme toeing


as a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the belgian congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. as the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “ayo n-gg- i never lackin. eeeskeeet-t.” after screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.
yo cuh last night i had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.

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