Exxon oil spill
this relates to the alaskan pipeline – if the condom full of sh-t ruptures inside the -n-s and leaks out like an oil pipeline leak.
oh man, i was doing the alaskan pipeline on this chick and when i pulled it out i saw it broke in half and all this sh-t started oozing out. it was a major exxon oil spill!
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