Exxon Valdez


approximately 11 million gallons of oil- the amount of oil that leaked into waters off alaska after the tanker hit a reef in 1989. used as a unit of measure to guage other oil-related disasters.
the current flow rate of the deepwater horizon spill is giving us more that one exxon valdez per week.
to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to “upper deck” a toilet with the hershey squirts.
dude, i can’t believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! that was awesome!
a real bad disaster. it is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.
“dude, is that oil?”
“dude, exxon valdez has been here.”
union jack’s secret ident-ty
h-llo, im exxon valdez, but by night, im union jack!
diarrhea into a large condom or large plastic bag, then abruptly squeeze onto the victims chest and or face splattering said liquid feces for nice chocolate surprise.
“dude you just exxon valdezed on to your first date” what were you thinking??
a very hot and s-xy female, usually exposing her arms, legs, and stomach.
yo, exxon valdez, show us your b–bs!

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