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  only people who have guages recieve this gift. when the plugs, tapers, etc. are taken out a gunky substance surrounds it. it usually looks clear/whitish and is a collection of vaseline, lube, dead skin cells, blood (sometimes), and smells like bigfoots d-ck after he sodomized a beaver. it acc-mulates after weeks of not cleaning them. […]

• Pre-Munchies

  spontaneously buying food before you smoke weed out of preparation that you will be hungry after. robby: “hey bro i’m head out and grab myself a snickers at k-m and go before we light it up” sean: “man he’s got the pre-munchies” food procured before the smoking of marijuana so that one does not have […]

• Schlong John Silver

  an unfortunate condition that may befall one’s schl-ng, whereby said p-n-s has been inserted into a “not so fresh” v-g-n-, particularly one with a fishy odor. the result is a schl-ng that, when removed post-coitus, smells of seafood. my girlfriend and i boned after playing tennis and i got the worst schl-ng john silver!

• schmeh

  a word used when nothing else is worth saying ” i have small arms” ” schmeh” similar to shmeh, meh, and bah, schmeh refers to a lack of a coherent answer to a posed question. usually used at the beginning or end of a phrase or sentence. can be used to express feelings of cowardice, […]

• Schmoment

  an awkward or embarr-ssing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or schmoe. ex 1: i broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe. ex 2: i had a complete schmoment when i thought i was […]

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