Eye Dots


n. any grouping of physical b-mps or blemishes underneath the eyes. often rough and b-mpy to the touch, eye dots are an unpleasant sight to all people and can usually be seen from a moderate distance. white is the most common color for eye dots.
austin: what the f-ck are those unsightly things under nick’s eyes?

tommy: oh, those are eye dots. they’re really gross.

raffi: why doesn’t he get rid of them?

tommy: i have no idea.

mark: they really gross me out.
f-ggot / h-m-s-xual pink car owner
eyedot has a pink car, how h-m-
when a girl is poked, stabed, slaped, or cam in the eye bye a c-ck.
“kelly. i wan’t to eye dot you.”

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