eye ejaculant
the substance produced by one’s ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.
toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, dianne doesn’t know what she’s missing out on. son, this too shall p-ss. now finish your homework.
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