eye hump
to think about f-cking a woman while looking at her
hey jim! stop eye humping my wife!
to stare at someone in a creepy, s-xual way, usually for several minutes without blinking or stopping when the person being eye-humped realizes he/she is being mentally undressed (and doesn’t even want to think what else) by the eye-humper. if done right, very unnerving.
“elmo likes to eye-hump you!”
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