eye-patch underwear


type of thong underwear worn by one of michael duvall’s mistresses.
michael (bragging about affair) : she wears little eye-patch underwear. so, the other day she came here with her underwear, thursday. and
 so, we had made love wednesday–a lot! and so she’ll, she’s all, ‘i am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ so messy!
a type of s-xy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.
1stm8m1k3: i put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8babe69: oh, i like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: me too baby.

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