Eye shadow bruise
the special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone’s smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it’s a bruise. also known as the egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.
person 1: sh-t dude what happened last night? i feel like i spitroasted somebody
person 2: -m-ffled- lol i don’t know dude but you’ve got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh f-ck not again -wipes face- f-ck dude that’s no eye shadow it’s a bruise.
person 3: -m-ffled- no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys i realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you’ve taken your c-cks out of my mouth and -rs-?
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