Eye Shot
(n) a shot of c-m aimed at the eye.
(v) to c-m in a chick’s eye.
“no more eye shots. aim for the mouth.”
the newest definition of dumb-ssery, an eye shot consists of imbibing alcohol (usually vodka) through one’s eye as a way of getting the alcohol into one’s system more quickly. this is, of course, an incredibly good way to end up blind.
bob: so how did you lose your sight?
fred: eye shots. it was so worth it!
1> similar to earshot, eyeshot is the ability to see within a certain distance without distortion of visible object you are focusing upon
2> that icky thing that happens in a p-rno flick, usually to the unsupecting female.
3> that thing that happened to the sheriff yet not the deputy
i never saw the frisbee until it was within my eyeshot
or
“…ooohhh baby, oh my, you gave me an eyeshot…”
or
“…eyeshot the sheriff, but i swear it was in self defense…”
a punch in the eye through a hole in the door at a crack house. the punch in the eye is received voluntarily in exchange for a small rock of crack cocaine.
them kids comin’ up nowadays is crazy. the get bored inside a crack house all day sellin’ crack and they want to do something to have some fun. the put a hole in a door and make the crack house an “eye shot house”.
when you see a couple walkin’ through the hood and they both got a black eye, you can tell they been at the “eye shot house”.
if you want a hit of crack but ain’t got no money, you can get you a hit of crack at an eye shot house. milwaukee wi
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