Eye Wood


when you see someone, a girl if you’re a guy and a guy if you’re a girl, and suddenly find there’s a physical liking towards that person… almost like a mental b-n-r, but more subtle… also bears the same meaning as the saying ‘i would’, ie, i would tap that!
i saw this girl, with a face, and b–bage, and immediately cl-ssified her as eye wood… mostly because i would!

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