eyebrow twitching
if your eyebrow starts twitching, your face will begin to go numb and start deforming. you need to consult a doctor for it may be only a short time before it starts to deform. it’s also very contagious.
friend: “dude what happened to your face?”
me: “my eyebrow’s been twitching”
friend: “get away from me! i don’t want it. you’ve probably got that new disease called the eyebrow twitching”
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