when you get to point of having to check what color your eyes are.
leo and alexandra have eyechangeinitis. they are unsure of what color eye they have, and have to check every hour.
- Abby's Hand Job Hand
a hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. often, the girl mistakes the male’s squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. as a result, the girl’s hands squeeze tighter. in origins, the ancient mesopotamian name “abby,” was given to those of great power and beauty. derek: […]
- barley sandwich
a.k.a. a beer “grab me a few barley sandwiches”
- A beaver attempt
to attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home. bloke in pub: here mate went for a beaver attempt with this l-ss last night only to discover i […]
n. a person that has a strong preference for consuming food or drink imported from overseas. david: hey pat, want a coors? pat: nah, i’ve become an abroadavore. give me a heineken. noun a person that has a strong preference for consuming food or drink imported from overseas. david: hey pat, want a coors? pat: […]
- Adrian Peterson
best running back in the running back in the nfl; plays for the minnesota vikings. adrian peterson sent the single game rushing record against the overrated san diego chargers. born march 21, 1985 in palestine, texas adrian is a professional american football running back for the minnesota vikings of the national football league (nfl). he […]