Eyemometer
the act of looking outside of your window and determining if it is a cold enough day to wear a sweater, jacket or just a t-shirt. it is determined by the amount of sunlight that is shining onto the ground and the amount of fog on your window.
person 1: hey dude do you think i need a jacket for when we go outside?
person 2: let me use my eyemometer and find out……no we don’t need a jacket it’s perfect outside.
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