eyerackaphobia


the fear of being caught looking at someone’s br–sts while talking to them, forcing you to stare, petrified, into their eyes
candy: are you all right jimmy? you haven’t blinked in 2 minutes?
jimmy: you have big..uh, …eyes… and i have eyerackaphobia!
candy: well, i’m glad you’re not like all the other pigs.

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