Eyes Bigger Than One’s Vagina
similar to the phrase that someone’s “eyes are bigger than his/her stomach,” which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one’s v-g-n- means that someone overestimated the size p-ck-r (w-nker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.
girl 1: “how was your sleepover with george last night?”
girl 2: “i’m still sore!”
girl 1: “ha, i guess your eyes are bigger than your v-g-n-!”
(girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one’s v-g-n-)
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