eyes dicked


when you lay 2 floppy d-cks on both eyes.

made popular by game grumps
arin: i want dan and jon to eyes d-cked me!
dan: are you ok big cat?
arin: fuuuuuuuuckkkkk im ok dan.
when you lay floppy d-cks on both of your eyes.
dude, ryan’s getting his eyes d-cked!

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