Eyesocket
used as a pr-noun in reference to someone you hate with such vehemence, you would like to f-ck them (or see them f-cked)in the eyesocket. usually a co-worker you hate, but are forced to work with.
“eyesocket called me today, is there a bigger chode in the world?”
“oh great, f-cking eyesocket is coming to join us for lunch”
the hole in a face that eyes are typically found in. at times, there can be novelty products such as collector’s items or pocket lint in replacement of this so called “eye.” but, i digress.
the holes placed evenly on either side of a face (if you’re lucky) and separated by a nose.
“omg, timmy, what’s that thing your eye socket?” -pokes with sharp twig.-
“that was my eye, you b-st-rd!” -profusely bleeding out of eye socket.-
“hey, i don’t have a place to put my gundam model…oh, wait.. -puts in eye socket.- genius!!”
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