ezong
a stupid person who only cares about food and money.
xiaoxiao: want me to go get you some cereal?
bret: oh sure, thanks.
xiaoxiao: pay me.
bret: uh…
xiaoxiao:or gimme some food
bret: go get it yourself…
xiaoxiao: god, fine…why did i even come to dinner with you.
bret: oh my god, dude you are such an ezong.
xiaoxiao: douche.
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