Ezra Koenig
the lead singer of the band vampire weekend.
he is very attractive and i love his voice.
personally, i think he’s brilliant.
oh, don’t label that band. you just can’t.
no one can agree.
ezra koenig is an amzingly stunning man
pr-nounced ezra kay-nig– lead singer of vampire weekend, formerly in rap group l’homme run. ezra koenig is the g-d of all s-x gods. legend has said that if you pray to ezra you will be blessed with good fortune.
person 1: did you hear paramore won the ama for best alt band?
person 2:dude, f-ck that. ezra koenig’s voice can beat the sh-t out of hayley williams any day.
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