F.A.S.A
1. female athletic social activity
acronym used to speek of female athletic activities because they do not qualify as sports. due to there lack of overall ability and general excitment. also practices and games especially at the highschool level consist mostly of doing nothing but gossip and creating lame disingenuous cheers.
jennie: “did you catch the girls basketball game last night?”
dan: “girls basketball is a f.a.s.a, so i did not watch, i watched mens ping pong because it is actually a real sport.”
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