german sponge bath


having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of german dog.
upon waking i discovered that i was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the german sponge bath i received after p-ssing out. i should stop drinking tequila.

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