F-List Celebrity
f-list celebrity
1. a drop-out, or person who got alot of fs in school, but is a celebrity amoung peers.
2. someone who thinks they’re awesome, though figures of authority (cops, family, school) look down on them.
ex1.
teacher: “your never going to go anywhere in life!”
f-list celebrity: “do you know who i am!? i am an f-list celebrity at this school b–tch!”
ex2.
girl: “that guy who tagged the kwik-e-mart is so an f-list celebrity on my list.
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