Flying Burrito
any decent fighter has a great finishing move. don’t hesitate to adopt the flying burrito. take a running start at a dazed or drunken opponent, and leap with arms stretched over your head, turning your body so that you fly parallel to the ground. crush your opponent.
chuck norris: “there is no defense for the flying burrito.”
when a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.
a man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. “flying burrito” he says as he walks away laughing.
when a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.
a man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. “flying burrito” he says as he walks away laughing.
a flying burrito is a line of cocaine.
let’s do some flying burritos.
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