f.o.r.d.
f-cker only runs downhill
i got a ford, let me guess that f-cker only runs downhill
1. found on road dead
2. fixed or repaired daily
3. f-cked on race day
ford.. pfft.
1)flipped over russian dune buggy
2)factory ordered road disaster
3)failure of research & development
there’s always more f.o.r.d.’s in the junkyard than any other car
the ford motor company is currently the second largest carmaker on earth. “fomoco” (one of its nicknames) includes the ford, mercury, lincoln, volvo, jaguar, land rover and aston martin brands, which cover m-ssive parts of the car market in the us and abroad. it is widely believed that ford’s american brands, namely ford, mercury and lincoln, are suffering due to the added responsibilities of the new additions to the ford family, as well as controversies harming important models, like the older version of the ford explorer suv and ford focus compact. ford is criticized especially for its handling of the historical and ailing lincoln brand, which is no longer a top-tier luxury brand while its rival cadillac is supported more heavily by general motors, along with the increasingly irrelevant mercury brand, which sells the most obvious twins of ford models besides lincoln.
ford completed the expulsion of the lincoln brand from its premier automotive group.
1. a company that produces motor vehicles
2. a brand of motor vehicle
ford was the first company to pioneer m-ss production, and thus lower prices enough for the middle-cl-ss to afford them. in this way the company became a symbol of americanism and effectivity, and a common target of antiamericans and anticapitalists.
i am working for ford.
i am driving a ford.
now the best car company in the world since the j-panese believe they can make perfect cars by divine right while ford over here actually started building quality cars.
person 1: my ford fusion has 500,000 miles on it and its still running like new.
person 2: the gas pedal in my camry got stuck and i crashed into a tree
acronym for:
f requent
o ff
r amp
d ecoration
just another stupid acronym for the ford motor company
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