F.S.A. (Free Shit Army)


the f.s.a. is used primarily to describe “the 47%” of us citizens who not only pay nothing in federal taxes, but actually believe that they are ent-tled to the fruits of the labors of others. it is also used to describe a large portion of the democratic party who rely on the government to provide food stamps, subsidized housing allotments (section 8), and sign themselves up for every bit of free stuff possible (also see “ghetto breeding machines.”).
you can often identify members of the f.s.a. (free sh-t army) by their snap/food stamp cards, latest urban fashions, section 8 housing voucher-stubs, their $300. nike tennis shoes, apple smartphones, and their 60″ plasma televisions.

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