F.T.M.A


(flocking to my awesomeness) – when a woman who is payed to have s-x with you is forced to seduce you because you are too much of a p-ssy to make a move.
“hey bro, those chicks are obsessed with me.”

“yah man, we paid them, they’re just f.t.m.a’ing you.

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