Fabiowned
derived from the name of italian model fabio and the word owned, fabiowned is the action of being accidentally hit in the face or head (owned) by a flying bird while walking or sitting on a ride at a theme park.
just as we were pulling into the unloading station on the matter horn, a f-cking b-st-rd of a crow came in at the speed of light and owns my f-cking face. my twin brother couldn’t help yelling out, “you just got fabiowned f-cker”. i realized i got blood all over my new turtle neck, f-nny pack and croc’s. f-ck my life.
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