the cryptic language of the clothing gnomes inscribed on clothing tags.
a vast majority have been decoded.
the first fabriglyphic was that of a no (a barred circle) superimposed over an equilateral triangle pointing upwards means “do not use chlorine bleach”.
i don’t know how to launder my new shirt- the fabriglyphics are missing.
it’s a cup full of sperm the b-tch got rhothi poorer on her
when a guy is too high and someone calls him out on it dude your too dundoofed!!! stop smoking the whacky tobacky
a sceptoplex is a number (10^100000) it’s big. duh. my grandmother is one sceptoplex years old.
adjective: dis-gan-tic. regrading or referring to a combinatory act, mode of behavior, or inappropriate social specracle conflagrating the “disgusting” and/or “romantic.” milton and lynette are so disgantic when they canoodle on the couch in front of everyone.
something you typed because you wanted to see ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i typed dsadwasd to find¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but instead i got here.