Fabus


a word meaning “face”.
originally used in a bill crosby stand-up segment about a trip to the dentist, where the suction tube affects your ability to speak properly, resulting in the word “face” becoming “fabus.”

it has also been used in online gaming communities when talking about getting “headshots.” e.g. i shot you in the fabus!
i shot you in the fabus.
there’s something wrong with my fabus, it’s slipping off my skull.

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