Face Addict


somebody that is addicted to facebook. usually has an application for it on their phone so that they can post their whole day on their wall.
dude 1: have you seen jenny’s new phone?

dude 2: yeah. ever since she got it, she’s become a face addict. she replies to all my post even though we work different 12hr shifts at work.

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