Face Baby
the act of two people making out to the point it seems plausible that their faces could have made babies together.
they must have made 15 face babies at formal.
did you see them making face babies in the living room? nicely done.
making a baby with a girl by -j-c-l-t-ng on the girls face.
hutch: “i just made a baby two nights ago…”
hollywood: “on her face”
hutch: “we made a face baby….. you ever c-m on a girls face nanners?”
seananners: “no (laugh) i haven’t”
hutch: “i have”
when you c-m on someone’s face.
i love to make facebabies all over his or her face.
when someone makes you laugh so hard or makes you so excited, the only thing left to do is make babies with their face.
lindsay-“my boyfriend is so funny! i just want to make a face baby with him!!”
robbert-“so my girlfriend said she wants to make face babies. but the problem is, i have a really hairy chin. i’m afraid they’ll turn out like trolls!”
see: facegasm
face babies: pr-nounciation (‘fas – ‘ba-bes)
n. a protrusion of the face usually resulting from pms or oily skin. can be dime sized to quarter sized. also known as pimples.
example: make sure he doesn’t have any face babies before you give him your number!
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